Two Robbers

What a gem to the neighborhood! I was finally able to visit to try their very popular smash burger, and it did not disappoint! The poutine was served piping hot with crispy fries and perfectly seasoned gravy. My extra dirty martini was made exactly how I liked it, while my partner’s carrot cocktail was surprisingly yummy.

Stopped in to grab some food. Ordered Diet Coke, got some weird off brand cola but was assured it was diet something. Ordered a cheeseburger which is described as a single beef patty, was asked how I wanted it and said I wanted it medium rare and added on lettuce, tomato and mayo which is listed as free. And then waited for a very long time. There weren't many people there, maybe half a dozen others. When I got my burger it was a smash patty and no add ons. I'm not sure why it took so long to be so wrong. The pickle was also a lacto-fermented one or rotten, I'm not sure which but it was the sourest stomach bile tasting pickle I had ever had. Staff was nice when they weren't awol. I overtipped because I didn't want to wait for my change after fifteen minutes of trying to get my check because staff just disappeared at one point.

Honestly a cute spot! The Caesar salad is a MUST—absolutely loaded with cheese and the little crumbly croutons in every bite are 🤌🏼. The burger, though… kinda disappointing. Not bad at all, just very average. Based on the photos (it looked SO good), I was expecting way more for the price point. Definitely didn’t live up to the hype. Overall, a decent place, but not really worth the price.

The atmosphere is desirable. Very spacious! The restaurant was limited on drinks, more vodka cocktails than anything. The burgers were decent, great charred flavor. The service was decent, we got our food in record time. The folks next to us however, they waited over 30 minutes only to find out the cooks “lost their ticket”. I hope it was fixed for them!